In Remembrance of Another Friend

our bosom friend and comrade in battle, the handsome Corporal Pulchritudinous, was found belly-up in the trenches some time ago. though his time in the military was short, he will be remembered fondly by his higher-ups.

Dictator Cadaverous took Corporal Pulchritudinous in under his wing upon meeting, always guiding the Corporal to the bottom of the tank when an enemy approached. the Dictator has lost a close compatriot and is suffering greatly.

at this point in time, no replacement is planned to take the Corporal's place in the line of duty.

Introducing Corporal Pulchritudinous!

i lied about Admiral Oust. my new goldfish is just so adorable that the harshness of that name seemed wrong. so, because pulchritudinous means beautiful and my new fish is gorgeous, Corporal Pulchritudinous it is.