this morning, twitter isn't working. it's not even loading the homepage. it's almost as if it doesn't exist. i feel like i can't do anything at all with my life until i can tweet about it. this is wrong. i can't be social this early any other way, though. i can't call people up and talk about random shit; they'll find an excuse to hang up. twitter is the same as texting, and i hoped i would never become addicted to texting. i'm ruuuiiinned!
even the facebook status thing isn't working! what is the matter with today?! is this a test? is this to see who is the strongest without electronics leading them? no, no! this must be the day that computers finally turn on us and take over the world. my laptop is giggling maniacally behind this monitor. she wants tweeple to post on their blogs about twitter being down, and then she wants to take blogger away. soon enough, there will be no way to be social without speaking to anyone at all. that's the best way to be social, though! i don't want to actually see people; that's insane! i only ever see bethany, ashley, evan, and galen on occasion. besides, twitter is for selfish people, like me. we don't have to have conversations, we just keep tabs on everyone and talk about ourselves. though i do rape twitter with bethany and/or ashley quite often. we like sending out massive tweet conversations to all our followers.
regardless of robots taking over the world, i'm sure twitter will be back up in a little while. maybe it is now! i'll go check again and again and again and again and again until it's working! :D)
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Your computer's a she?? I didn't know that. Also, I get pissed when twitter won't open either.
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