Waldo Update

hello, there! yesterday, i bought some sharpies so that i can properly draw and color Waldo. by the way, i feel that it is necessary to remind the world that i am fully aware that Waldo doesn't belong to me. WALDO IS NOT MIIIINE. it's not illegal, now, right? since you know i'm not claiming him as my own.

the first Waldo drawing is temporary, and it moves.

if you find it, i might kick your ass.

so, since i don't expect you to find it, i'll just tell you where Waldo is this time. he's on evan's back.

i'm practicing drawing Waldo lots lately, but i don't think i'll be drawing his body just yet. where can i draw a huge, striped man without getting caught or without ruining property? a little Waldo head here and there isn't going to hurt much of anything.

by the way, friends, a man's back is a perfectly harmless location. because i drew on evan's back does not suggest anything awful about evan and me. we are virgins. i would draw on your backs, too. does that mean i'm having sex with you? no (maybe).
just thought i would remind you of that. not that i'm suggesting that you don't trust me.

the next Waldo update will be a real one, i promise.