The Kraken.

bethany requested i do this.

DIRECTIONS:
1. Put Your iTunes on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write down the name of the song no matter how silly it sounds!
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Tag at least 10 friends. (no.)
6. Anyone tagged has to do the same, because fun pointlessness spreads like a virus.

If someone says, “Is this okay?” You say? Magical Mystery Tour.
[hey, that sounds kind of cool, even though it makes no sense.]

How Would You Describe Yourself? Simple and Clean.
[that works quite nicely, actually. fucking SWEET.]

What Do You Like in a girl/guy? Sha La La La La!
[i do enjoy that sha-la-la-la-la kind of feeling when i'm crushing on a boy. :D]

What is Your Life's Purpose? A Shot of Rhythm and Blues.
[okay, then. i'd better start taking singing lessons. or maybe saxophone lessons!]

What is Your Life Motto? Drops of Jupiter.
[gee, i just love my random music on iTunes.]

What Do Your Friends Think of You? That Green Gentleman.
[hey, i'm not green! nor am i a gentleman. big meanies.]

What Do You Think of Your Parents? Romeo and Juliet.
[it works. my parents are ultra lovey-dovey and i don't appreciate it.]

What Do You Often Find Yourself Thinking About? Some Other Guy.
[ahaha. totally kick-ass and relatively true.]

What is 2+2? Leave Your Bourbon on the Shelf.
[i'm gonna need it if you start giving me math problems to solve.]

What Do You Think of Your Best Friend? Stop the Dams.
[huh. i'm... not getting anything out of that one.]

What Do You Think of the Person You Like? I Got a Woman.
[uhm... i can assure you that i am not into chicks.]

What Is Your Life Story? Ticket to Ride.
[hmm... yes. yes, my life is a carnival ride of sorts.]

What do you want to be when you grow up? Prelude in E minor.
[aww, that one's no fun. maybe i'll be a composer, then. i'll be CHOPIN! i'll go back in time, kill chopin and take his place in history. mwahahaha.]

What do you think of when you see the person you like? Happiness is a Warm Gun.
[i probably do want to kill him, whoever he is.]

What will you dance to at your wedding? I'll Fly Away.
[it's true. i probably will fly away. i can't get married; i'll panic and run for the hills!]

What will they play at your funeral? You Spin Me Right Round.
[fuck yeah. everyone will rock out at my funeral.]

What is your hobby/interest? Roll Over Beethoven.
[does that seem sexual to you? because i would totally sex beethoven.]

What is your biggest fear? Hello Goodbye.
[it's true! i'm afraid of abandonment. but only a little, so it's a kind of lie.]

What is your biggest secret? Matters of Blood and Connection.
[i can't talk about it.]

What do you think of your friends? Lonesome Tears in My Eyes.
[i don't HAVE any friends. waaaaah.]

What will you post this as? The Kraken.
[ahahaha. me likey.]

aww, i want MORE!!!