Germerica: A Bearded Nation.

hey, guys! bethany made a new blog post, so i figure i'll follow in her footsteps, as always. here i am! what do i have to tell you about today? more worthless junk! hurrah! hurrah!
first off: CYBERNATIONS. GERMERICA. bad-ass. Germerica is my nation. i'm dan the WOman. Germerica is a brilliant, brilliant nation... waaaaaaaaaah! it's ranked #24,572 of 28,783 nations (85.37%)... but it's getting better every day. hells yeah. i try and check up on it daily. i can thank my buddy, the bearded man, for getting me involved with an addicting game. i like ruling my own totalitarian nation. i don't like my citizens' choice in religion, but whatever... the bearded man is one great nerd of a guy. his nation kicks my nation's ass. he says i should pass a law in my nation that states that every male citizen must have a beard. i agree wholeheartedly. every dude in my nation needs to be able to grow and maintain a beard. beardless children must stay in boarding schools until they have beards. (no. i can't actually do this on cybernations. if only, if only.)
let's see... uhhhhhhh. i'm grounded again... yeah. i'm kind of unhappy with that right now. it's a lovely day today, and i want to go out. i haven't been uptown - or is it downtown? - in a while, and i really want to see my quaint city in leafless autumn. i feel so very distant from my beloved city of floaters. i feel like (SECRET FRIEND) gets to be out and about all the time, but i don't get to be. you know what? i don't even know what (SECRET FRIEND) does with her life. she's involved with some nasty stuff, i know, so i only think that she goes around town a lot. truth is, she probably just hangs out in some smoky basement somewhere. no offense, (SECRET FRIEND).
uhm... yeah, i'm not doing much in my life. i don't need to do anything. i'm just so damn happy, and i'm reveling in the beauty of this rare occasion. everything is so damn great! i've brushed off all the problems in my life. they're gone, even if a few friends and acquaintances have gone as well. i've made new friends in the process. and i've become more of a nerd. great. (i mean that.)