Wednesday, October 22, 2008

I Am Not Leaving This House Until I Get My Coffee!

mommm! where ARE you? what happened to wednesday morning coffee trips? moooommmmmmmmmmmmmm! it's 9:15. school starts at 10. i was ready to go forty-five minutes ago. if i wasn't waiting for my mother, i would have LEFT forty-five minutes ago.
what the FUCK, mother?
what happened to the ONE bonding day, hmm? HMMM?
besiiiiiiides. i want my coffee.
it's part of my weekly ritual! i can't go without it! c'mooonnnnnnnnnnn, moooommmmmmmmmmmmmm.
ohp. nose is bleeding. gotta go.

I AM NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE ON FOOT.
I WILL WAIT FOR THAT DAMNABLE RED SUBURBAN, NO MATTER THE COST.

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