Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Accepting the Fact That All Men are Swine

well, i've accepted it before, but then i ignored my instincts and went back to believing that they could be good. well, they can't. men are dirty pigs that are completely engrossed in sexual desire. all of them. every single one.

i don't see what the big deal is. sex doesn't seem fun at all. it sounds painful, repulsive, embarrassing. that's how i think of it. i honestly don't know how it feels, but i can't imagine it feels very good. i suppose i'm one of the very few people in this world who still think that way. i suppose i'm kind of old-fashioned there. but whatever.

we were put on this planet to reproduce, so sex is mandatory. if you want babies. i don't understand kissing, either... why? just... why? who decided it would be a good idea to suck on someone's lips? i hate them. they're retarded.

i bet it was a man.

i would never be with a woman, don't get me wrong. there's no point. you can't have kids when you're with the same sex, and since we're put on the planet to make babies, we're put on this planet to be heterosexual. i suppose being homosexual is alright since our population is insane, but i don't understand bisexuals. i have my own not-so-nice theories on that.

men are great, honest to god. they're just filthy swine.

oink, oink.

1 comment:

Bethany said...

Being homosexual is god's way of saying we have too many people on the planet. :D XD Of course, only if you believe in that stuff. :D